Why would you give any of it away… even try?
So i roundhoused him and finished him off with a killer combo in about 30 seconds
the little fucker didnt even get a chance to switch on the Playstation
- My friend was being a smug bastard because he won ‘Orphan Of The Year Award 2011
He wouldn’t shut up about it, bragging constantly.
So I replied”Oh your parents must be so proud”
I eat all this cheese daily and wonder why I can’t be thin hahahah!
And Australia is da bombbbbbbbb
Old friend sends you a request:
Some hot person sends you a request:
ENEMY sends you a request:
Someone you know’s Mom sends you a request:
10 year old sends you a request:
Abadajnjlis Munjabajjaba (some foreign person) sends you a request:
Someone with a celeb, cartoon, icon, or shoes as their pic sends you a request:
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
If you have low expectations on EVERYTHING.
You will soon to find everything better than it is meant to be.