August 2011
60 posts
You're a mum, a sister, a daughter, a wife, a cousin, grand daughter, a soul mate, a beautiful person
Why would you give any of it away… even try?
so my 6 year old smartass neighbour challenged me to a game oF Tekken..
So i roundhoused him and finished him off with a killer combo in about 30 seconds
the little fucker didnt even get a chance to switch on the Playstation
“We all use the future to escape the present.”
—John Green (via ispendtheafternoon)
KISS MY NECK MAKE ME WET
How does everyone else pull off a hot drunk?
Had a dream I was a mad cunt, woke up, still a mad cunt.
- My friend was being a smug bastard because he won ‘Orphan Of The Year Award 2011
He wouldn’t shut up about it, bragging constantly.
So I replied”Oh your parents must be so proud”
Play
Ahah, as am I ;D
This uh- lovely chunk of land in the middle of nowhere.
OH. MY. GOD. That sounds absolutely amazing, ugh. I add cheese to everything. I often wonder how I'm not obese.
I eat all this cheese daily and wonder why I can’t be thin hahahah!
And Australia is da bombbbbbbbb
Facebook Friend Request
Old friend sends you a request:
Some hot person sends you a request:
ENEMY sends you a request:
Someone you know’s Mom sends you a request:
10 year old sends you a request:
Abadajnjlis Munjabajjaba (some foreign person) sends you a request:
Someone with a celeb, cartoon, icon, or shoes as their pic sends you a request:
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
life is simply
If you have low expectations on EVERYTHING.
You will soon to find everything better than it is meant to be.
“It’s easy to take off all your clothes and have sex. People do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes, dreams. That’s being naked”
—Rob Bell
