Save the last forests of Malaita Island
The government of the day as planned as a priority the conversion of around 9000 hectares of Tropical rain-forest into oil palms. This petition is to prevent the planned oil palm project that will convert rich diverse forests of Malaita into dead uniform rows of palm trees. Let us save the last remaining forests of our island and conserve the rich biodiversity contained within. ...
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
brogod: le fail..
Anonymous asked: Do you try to steal girlfriends often?
The past 9 years have been tough, not a day goes by that I don’t think about you and wonder how life would be if you where still with me here. I can’t express how much I love you with words, when I was only 5 I recall saying to you that ’ I loved you more then chocolate’ and that meant heaps to me, but I know now that nothing can compare to the amount that I love and miss...
You see someone really hot but you're in the car: →